Manscapers, Rockettes, and Fangs, Oh MY!

I admit it, I love the Bachelor/Bachelorette TV series. Not surprisingly I always have something to say about each episode, so I thought I would share them on this blog. Hey, it is my blog, I can write whatever trash I want! When I found out the Bachelor was going to be Brad Womack, I was surprised. I remember being positive that he was going to chose Deanna Pappas his first go around and remember being shocked when he chose no one. At the time I think I was angry but then I realized not only did I needed to get a life, but it was pretty cool that he picked no one if he wasn't really feeling either of the girls. Brad, of course, had to deal with the aftermath or being one of the most hated Bachelors.Anyone else think he sent Jason Mesnick a thank you basket after Jason's train wreck season? Now he is getting his second chance which is fine with me because he is more than easy on the eyes. Supposedly he has changed. I am good with that, and could careless if he actually has, but I am worried that he will pick someone no matter what because if he doesn't this time then he will need to go into hiding. Note to Bachelor producers: We have heard him apologize enough. That horse is dead, let's move on.

Bachelor drinking game:
Take a drink every time someone says "changed" and "therapy" replacing previous seasons drinking game words "journey" and "amazing"

Yummy Brad:

Still hot. Hoping all his "changed" (drink!) ways doesn't affect his sense of humor. I used to love how he would make jokes about the girls saying or doing silly stuff. I think we are safe in that he commented he doesn't want his "package waxed at all" after the "manscaper" waxed his arm.

Girls who actually caught my attention:

Chantel O: Will now be referred to as "the slapper." She got a rose but he made her sweat it out and chose her last.

Melissa: Who else would have laughed had he not caught her?

Madison: Fangs? Really? REALLY?!?! Probably disappointed the Bachelor wasn't Rob Pattison. CANNOT believe she got a rose.

Emily: "Beautiful" blonde with sad story. First to mention she is so happy it was him instead of saying something skeptical about him. Loved that she said "it's better to be home alone than to be home and wish you were alone" I have 100 on it that she is the next Bachelorette. Count on it!

Emily Sidenote: I read that Emily's baby daddy was none other than Ricky Hendricks, son of Nascar owner, Rick Hendricks. AND she dated Dale Earnhardt Jr. Lucky gal.

Raichel: Manscaper? Really? Could she please just refer to herself as an esthetician so I can stop typing "manscaper." Where my mind goes every time is not good.

Ashley S.: Tenley look-alike. Got the first impression rose for saying she would "be his friend no matter what" Nice move... Might be stealing that line in the future...

Jackie: Lea Michele look alike.. Could she please break into "Dont Stop Believing?" that would make my night... She made Brad pinky swear that he wont break her heart? Has she not seen this show before?

Ashley H: The dentist. I think will be a final four, but previews show her being a little crazy. Doesn't really help people who fear the dentist...

Alli: Asks him if he can handle a bigger behind. She got a rose, so I guess he can.

Renee: Was interrupted every time she sat down with Brad and he let it happen.This is going to be a long season for her or maybe not since she didn't get a rose.

Jill: Needs to eat sandwich.

Lisa: wore ruby slippers because she is from Kansas. Lame.

Britt: Honey, Taylor Swift hair only looks good on Taylor Swift.

Rebecca: Don't remember much about her except she was wearing a dress I have. Great taste! ;)

Keltie: Annoyingly over excited rockette.

Michelle: Brad was wowed by her beauty. She calls herself a "real woman" I predict her being a trouble maker and the most hated girl of the season.

I see the final four being: Michelle (the trouble maker), Emily (the blonde southern belle), Ashley H. (the crazy dentist), and Ashley S. (this years Disney character).

As I close out my first of many nonsensical blogs, I leave you with this...


REALLY?!?!?