Ding Dong The Vampire's Gone

If you actually follow this blog (yes, all one of you) you would know I did not blog about last weeks episode of The Bachelor. I will be honest, I didn't feel like watching it. But... I'm baaaaack!

Ashley S. One-on-One Date

Can I just say, I hate when Brad says "I chose this date" or "I arranged this date", because we all know that Brad himself did not plan or chose the dates. Brad did not call Capital Records and say "I would like to humiliate myself by going into a recording booth and sing a song from 1994, think you could make that happen?" Either way, singing in front of my guy is something I normally save until I know for sure he likes me.. A LOT. I have a feeling that this Tenley Molzahn look-alike will be around for a while. As a sidenote: I wasn't a big fan of Seal's "Kiss from a Rose" back in 1994 but I totally was digging it tonight. Only took 17 years...

Group Date (Action Movie called Love Hurts...Really.)

Another huge group date. 13 women. Is Brad looking for a wife or a wife plus sister wives? Basically all we get to see in this date (besides how bad of an actor Brad is...) is just how crazy Michelle is starting to become. If you remember, Michelle is the spokeswoman for "Brad needs a real woman, I am a real woman" but then does childish things like covering her face when her hair when she doesn't want to see something and and puts her fingers in her ears when she doesn't want to hear something. Yah, clear signs of being a "real grown woman." I know 10 year old's who are more mature...

Emily's One-On-One

So Emily had everyone in tears about her one true love (Ricky Hendricks, of the NASCAR Hendricks) dying in a plane accident and her finding out 5 days later that she was pregnant with his child. Mark my words. Drop dead gorgeous, sweet, Southern gal with a sad back story has next Bachelorette written all over her. Her date with Brad was tense at first because Brad gave her many openings to tell her story or anything about her but she deflected back to him each time. This annoyed him. And me. And probably you. But in true wine drinking fashion, she finally spilled the beans. His reaction, total googly eyes. Did he have a choice though? How much of a jackass would he look like if he dumped her after she tells him she has a child with her one true love that was killed in a plane accident? I would say that Emily is definitely a front runner by the way Brad repeatedly says "A lot" after telling her he likes her. A lot.

Cocktail Party/Rose Ceremony thoughts:

-Is it just me or did Madison (Vamp-Chick) become way more like-able in this episode? Maybe it was knowing that she was leaving that made me like her? I do have to question Brad's mental state though when he told her she didn't need to take her fangs out because he liked them.. Was Brad's dreams to be a Fang Banger crushed tonight? (Little Tru Blood reference for you.)


-Michelle asking Brad to explain himself after she found out he kissed two other girls the same day as he kissed her... Hello Honey? Did you forget what show you were on? I loved his answer that he didn't kiss enough girls last time so he is making up for it this time. High five Brad, high five.

-Chantel and Brad seem to not only want to do bad things to each other (telling each other every time they see each other was my first clue) but they seem to genuinely like each others minds too. Note to self: Consider slapping guys on first date?... Maybe not.


-A good amount of gals who have had no screen time (who the heck is Stacey?)received roses this week, as well as all the ones the show has focused on which leaves who to be dumped? Two chicks. I don't remember their names but one forgot her waterproof mascara and blow dryer at home, and the other was so full of herself I am surprised she could get that inflated head into to the limo to head home. Her parting words were "F&*k Brad", maybe if she had she wouldn't be going home. Just sayin!