Did I really just use Twitter to back up my statement?
If all else fails, I will just go all Real Housewives of St. Augustine on it.
I wonder if any of my dogs would ever bite me in the face?
If this is what I look like after a workout, I can scratch gym off the list of possible places to meet a guy.
It's a must to go see Magic Mike in the theater because a single girl renting it on a Friday night just seems dirty.
What exactly would one have to do to be kicked out of a cat colony?
Imagine how powerful we would be if women spent more time building each other up instead of tearing each other down.
My wedding dress is on sale!
How in the world did they convince Mark Walberg to star in Ted?
I should probably stop comparing my dogs to her kids.
This dress is obviously sized wrong. I am no where near a size 10... It fits! Really doesn't do anything for me. I think I will get it. Hellllo size 10!
--Don't mind if I do.
