Beyonce, as so many people have told me this week "dye it back"
Dear JLo, 1990 called and would like its hair style back.
ROUND 1: Contestants Pick
Scotty singing Lonestar's "Amazed"
I guess if its not broke, don't fix it.
I wish they would back off the makeup on Scotty, he wears more foundation than I do.
Nice job using his higher range.
Hate how he plays to the camera. All the thoughtful long gazes and eyebrowing creep me out. You're 16 dude!
Lauren singing Faith Hill's "Wild Woman"
Why do they dress Lauren so horribly? The earrings, the shirt, the boots... She is a beautiful girl, why make her look like a bad drag queen?
NOT her best performance. She sounded out of breath the whole time.
Haley singing Led Zeppelin's "What Is and What Should Never Be"
Her song choices have always been questionable, and tonight is no different.
So when she came down the stairs, I imagined her falling and laughed, but I got my wish when she fell up the stairs. Good recovery!
Judges gave round one to Haley, and I agree. (is the sky falling?)
ROUND 2: Jimmy Livine Picks
Scotty's Audition Revisit:
Before they started dressing him like a country Ken doll.
Look how cute he is without the makeup and the shaved head.
Scotty singing "Thompson Square's "Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not"
LOVE this song!
Oh, God, more eyebrows.
Nice delivery--if you take out all the eyebrows.
See, JLo agrees with me-- shave your head for the finale...and wear no makeup.
Lauren's Audition Revisited:
Ok, maybe Lauren dresses herself.
Lauren singing The Band Perry's "If I Die Young"
Great song choice for her. Good job Livine, good job.
Next time I screw up I am going to call it "a very honest moment" as JLo would say.
Haley's Audition Revisited:
She was slightly more likeable. Slightly.
Haley singing Steve Nick's "Rhiannon"
I would like a wind machine to follow me everywhere.
I would have given round 2 to Haley... (shit, the sky is falling)
Beyonce's New Video Debut:
I blame you Lady Gaga.
ROUND 3: Judge's Pick
Scotty singing Kenny Roger's "She Believes in Me"
Why did they pick this song for Scotty? He's 16!!!
Did they make him wear the blazer to channel Kenny Rogers? He's 16!!!
Scotty's Dad is "In it to win it!" He's 16!!! Oh, wait..
Lauren singing LeAnn Womack's "I Hope You Dance"
Can we please retire this song... From life.
Pretty Dress! Finally the sylist did her right!
Randy is the biggest name dropper. Ever. Guy is close friends with everyone. I bet he knows my garbage man.
Haley singing Alanis Morissettes "You Outta Know"
"Would she go out with you to the theatre?" guess that's the PG version.
Man, I was hoping she would fall up the stairs again...
I give round 3 to Lauren. (whew, finally life is back to normal)
Who Goes Home Tomorrow???
No. Clue. I was lost when James was sent home last week, I thought for sure the finale would be James and Lauren. Now, I wonder if Haley has more of a following than you would guess. Unfortantly.
